An 80-year-old woman went to the doctor complaining about a persistent itch.
The doctor examined her and said, “It might be crabs.”
“That’s impossible,” she replied. “I’m an 80-year-old virgin.”
Still concerned, she went for a second opinion.
The next doctor listened and said, “It still sounds like crabs.”
“No way,” she insisted. “I told you — I’m an 80-year-old virgin.”
Frustrated, she tried one last doctor.
“Doctor, please don’t tell me it’s crabs. It can’t be.”
He examined her carefully, then smiled.
“Good news — it’s not crabs.”
She sighed with relief. “Oh thank goodness. Then what is it?”
The doctor chuckled softly.
“Ma’am… sometimes, with age, it’s just dry skin asking for attention.” 😄
