A little humor and innocence from the classroom:
A teacher asked, “If I cleaned the church, mowed the lawn, and kept everything perfect, would I get into Heaven?”
“No!” came the reply.
“How then can I get to Heaven?”
A 5-year-old from the back said, “You gotta be dead.”
At an Australian language school, the teacher asked students to use GREEN, PINK, and YELLOW in a sentence.
Kukoya from Japan said: “This morning I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses. I went outside and felt the warm YELLOW sunlight.”
“Not bad,” said the teacher.
