An 80-year-old woman went to the doctor complaining about a persistent itch.
The doctor examined her and said, โIt might be crabs.โ
โThatโs impossible,โ she replied. โIโm an 80-year-old virgin.โ
Still concerned, she went for a second opinion.
The next doctor listened and said, โIt still sounds like crabs.โ
โNo way,โ she insisted. โI told you โ Iโm an 80-year-old virgin.โ
Frustrated, she tried one last doctor.
โDoctor, please donโt tell me itโs crabs. It canโt be.โ
He examined her carefully, then smiled.
โGood news โ itโs not crabs.โ
She sighed with relief. โOh thank goodness. Then what is it?โ
The doctor chuckled softly.
โMaโamโฆ sometimes, with age, itโs just dry skin asking for attention.โ ๐
